This has cheered me up!! Mega cucumber alert!!!

[lynniep]

FWIW I dont think its THAT big - but the photos are priceless. Gave me a chuckle. Go Gordon!! (and I hope they paid you for those column inches!!)

oops

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2199724/I-didnt-think-cucumber-grow-big-Grandfather-s-shock-growing-21inch-whopper.html

I thought this was going to be a follow up to yesterdays thread about the man with the biggest penis that was on This Morning

har har. no I thought it would be best to let that lie

What a lovely article - he looks like a really nice chap!