the thief had an unusual appearance he "didn't look that odd".

[misdee]

sorry but i have just pmsl at this e-fit

pmsl

: "Apparently the problem with the moustache was that the police only had long moustaches on their computer so they had to sort of chop it off at the ends.

That is hilarious. He looks like that Robert Somebody or other who was in The Full Monty with a Hitler moustache drawn on.

Very, very much PMSL.

"Police said the e-fit was based on witness statements and descriptions"

They must have interviewed them at closing time.

The bastard is in my garden, quick, look!

seen the bastard!

ha ha ha ha!