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Karl Lagerfeld says Adele is fat.

105 replies

Spidermama · 08/02/2012 13:25

What a prick! At least she looks like she's alive.
She's a musician not a bloody model.
No wonder so many girls are so miserable about their weight.

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sonicrainboom · 08/02/2012 17:20

Thanks AF I won't be able to sleep now :(

AnyFucker · 08/02/2012 17:23

sorry Smile

TheBigmouthBugle · 08/02/2012 19:18

That saying "Two piss holes in the sand" suddenly makes sense to me after following your link AF.

AnyFucker · 08/02/2012 19:22

but what is it ?

mavienrose · 08/02/2012 20:57

Wonder what Adele thinks about Karl Lagerfeld - the vicious old queen. What puzzles me is why an industry which is kept going by straight women is dominated by gay men. Time after time when STRAIGHT men are asked what they find attractive in women, it's not the typical catwalk model but a woman who looks like a woman i.e. breasts and hips and who isn't wearing too much make up, not someone who looks like a junkie/anorexic.
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2029680/What-men-REALLY-want-brown-haired-blue-eyed-size-14-woman.html

TheBigmouthBugle · 08/02/2012 23:33

All in the eyes AF Grin

snapsnap · 09/02/2012 12:30

She is fat and he is dress designer who idealises women as coat hangers. This is not a surprise

caramelwaffle · 09/02/2012 12:52

Oh Anyfucker You scared the hell out of me with that link Grin

MarieLloyd · 09/02/2012 12:58

She is fat, but she's a lovely looking girl. More importantly, though she isnt a 'moggle', she's an extremely talented singer, so she doesnt have to starve herself to be a size zero.

Karl Lagerfield is a wizened little troll, so he can fuck right off anyway.

BasilRathbone · 09/02/2012 14:40

Well she is too fat to wear his clothes, yes. As are most women in the world, even in fucking famine zones.

But otoh more people will love her singing, than his clothes, so that's OK.

And anyway she doesn't give a fat fuck what he thinks Grin

deliciousdevilwoman · 09/02/2012 15:15

I don't consider her THAT fat....overweight, certainly. I thought she looked fab during her set at the Royal Albert Hall. She looks like she has dropped a bit since her "chasing pavement" days, imo. Not that it matters. She is a great singer, has a lovely face/hair, dresses well for her shape, so I don't see that it is an ishoo in the least that she's carrying some extra poundage

slug · 10/02/2012 12:31

She's a size 14

Not fat. Just not dangerously thin.

BasilRathbone · 10/02/2012 13:59

Yes but Slug, don't you see: Not being dangerously think is by definition, in this man's world, being too fat.

Grin
BasilRathbone · 10/02/2012 13:59

Not being dangerously thin that should be

giveitago · 10/02/2012 15:46

But she's a little to fat for what exactly.

Chubfuddler · 10/02/2012 16:10

His personal taste of how he likes a woman to look presumably.

giveitago · 10/02/2012 16:49

I'm loathing this pressure on women to look a certain way. If adele has her health then so f'ing what and she looks fairly healthy to me and is a pretty young thin.

She's not a role model of mine as she's very young but she has a great voice and bloody hell she's done soo well considering the music industry's view of
female singers.

I'm too old for all this. I never considered kate moss to be great - unless you're a huge fan of gillian taylforth (or whoever that person from east enders was) but with a crooked nose, no lips, no tits, ringworm light hair and chicken legs etc. But also good on her for making her her millions on hype. Her only saving grace in my view is that she hasn't gone for the orange look.

If that's the epitomy of what I should look like then I'm very glad I don't.

Relieved I don't have a daughter but am also concerned that I have a son who could buy into all this shit about how females should look. And I've got my work cut out.

TaylorSwift13Fan · 11/02/2012 03:53

Miserable little git! Adele may be carrying some extra weight but who here can say they have never carried a bit of excess baggage???
Lagerfeld wants every woman on this planet to be as skinny as a stick and drinking water and not eating but he can't make that bloody possible!
I like Adele the way she is and she'd better not change because some idiot fashion "model" says "your too fat" When I was at school I was called fat and I didn't change for no-one, only for myself

ColdTruth · 11/02/2012 09:03

He was asked his opinion on her and what he said was true even if he should have kept it to himself...

kickingking · 11/02/2012 10:06

Adele is fat. I would be suprised if she was a 14, as a previous poster suggested. If I was her shape, I would not be happy. However, I would love her hair.

I don't understand what KL meant when he said 'she's too fat' though - too fat for what? To wear his clothes? To meet his standards for what women are supposed to look like?

I recall being told I was 'too short'. I am short, but too short for what exactly? Why do people think their opinion on others' appearance carries so much weight?

BumbleBee2011 · 11/02/2012 10:18

Surely she is overweight, not as defined by the fashion industry but by the NHS? I personally don't understand why everyone tries to glorify what is a health problem.

It is irrelevant to her as a person and an artist....but yes, she is overweight. I don't like the word fat though, that is loaded with all kinds of value-judgement. Not a very classy thing to say from someone who ought to know better.

BasilRathbone · 11/02/2012 12:40

Well actually since none of know her BMI, we don't know if she is overweight.

Carrying a few extra pounds may not count as overweight, although it may count as fat.

Fat isn't necessarily bad though. Our culture has defined fat as being outwith the bounds of beauty, but for most of history, we have defined fat as beautiful.

There is some research that shows that carrying a few extra pounds for women, is actually not a health risk in the same way that it is for men.

Caveat: a few extra pounds is not the same as being morbidly obese though. There's a very large spectrum in between and I would say that Adele is not even in the centre of that spectrum - she really does fall into the "few extra pounds" and she's beautiful. A lot easier on the eye than Mr Lagerfeld.

Chubfuddler · 11/02/2012 12:46

If she's a 14 I'm a banana.

noddyholder · 11/02/2012 12:47

She is beautiful

gazzalw · 11/02/2012 12:53

Karl Lagerfield himself used to be a lot less of a sylph-like creature....

Don't you recall that when he did the capsule collection for H&M he made some disparaging remark about them making his designs available in sizes about a size 10?

She could do with losing a bit of weight but it's not his place to say so especially as he used to be plump himslef!