Apparently - the world is going to end on saturday.

[Bumfuzzle]

That's a bit of a bugger. I'm supposed to be going on holiday at the end of the month.

I do love the end of the world predictions.

Never hear much from them when the date has come and gone, mind.

That's not really good enough, but I suppose I must accept it, lest you smite me.

Oh, how exciting that God is on Mumsnet. So many questions to ask but I'll start with an obvious one - are you a woman?

Well, if you're an athiest you've got till September and then we'll all be apocolypted (is that a word?).
All the believers will be saved. It's the Rapture.
So, party at mine on the 21st (22nd is my birthday)?

You've seen the size of a baby's head? you've seen the size of the average vagina?

You think there's any chance God is a woman?

If God was a woman, men would give birth and chocolate would have no calories.

Was this started by dh so he doesn't have to get me a birthday pressie for Sunday?

Yeah.

Put the kettle on.

ER NO I AM NOT A WOMAN

IM A DOG....BIBLE MISPRINT HAS CAUSED A LOT OF PROBLEMS FOR ME OVER THE YEARS

shit dont wanna die tomozz they day after my bay may as well get pissed and cuddle ds in bed on sat ,love to you all i wont be on here again ,unless mn in heaven,its been fab knowing you all

*birth day

Well, no sign yet?

Have we got an E.T.A for this? Only, I'm dead comfy with me laptop and cuppa and I was going to cut the grass. I'm not going to bother if it'll be a pile of rubble by the end of the day.