I'm normally a bit of a wooly lefty liberal but...

[hatstand]

not sure what to make of this

do you think the judge had just a really nice lunch or something? or a good wotsit the night before?

Blimey, I can't believe she got away with that as a defence actually. No your honour, I can't possibly go to jail, the wallpaper would offend my sense of aesthetics, I mean, can you imagine?

So she is a nice' feminie' woman who just happens to beat people up!

Tough shit! If she doesn't want to be tagged, she should have beat people up.

that's why i think he'd had a glass of wine at lunch time - obviously feeling all was well with the world "oh bugger it, she's a pretty little thing, and she's kind of right, they do look awful with skirts" forget that she's been charged with assault and has skipped bail (though I do wonder whether it was entirely necessary for the polict to knock on her day at 2.45 am)

not a judge btw, this is in a magistrates court so the decision would have been taken by magistrates (more likely than not lay people not lawyers)

no, she has the choice to wear trousers to hide the tag, that wouldn't wash with me.

ffs what is this country coming to.
little minx

What on earth was the judge on?

Where's Cod? It wasn't her, was it?

? I despair.

I wonder was her victim 'embarrassed' by the bandages or scars or bruises or whatever she inflicted on her?

I wish it would be cod next time she tries it on!