Giraffe - it is, it's a horror, useful only for procreation, setting the Sky Plus and removing spiders from the bath
& *Melvin Footlong, a dad from Weymouth, reflected the widely held views of many men when he complained: "Because I don't have access to Mumsnet's Am I being Unreasonable boards, I never know if I'm being reasonable or not. It puts me and other dads at a huge disadvantage."
"It's not fair, I want to write EastEnders storylines too," he added.*