And longfingernails
That shiny new free school will get funds for a shiny new building whilst the crap school in the difficult catchment area which has just had its improvements scrapped will still have to teach in leaking prefabs with stinky toilets.
And the shiny new free school won't need to employ qualified teachers, so will be able to pay them less, whilst the crap school doesn't have this option.
And the free school will have funds thrown at it which will be taken away from all the other schools in the area, because there is no money (except for Trident and reductions in corporation tax, of course).
Level playing field for all to improve? More like throwing struggling schools off a cliff.
But you don't care, so I don't even know why I'm bothering writing this...
And what's crap, anyway? In OFSTED terms, it's often labelled 'satisfactory'.