This is making my day: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/lapland-the-farfromwonderful-wonderland-2218969.html
There are so many good bits but the gingerbread house is precious.
"Inside the Gingerbread Cottage they were giving out a gingerbread man, taken out of a plastic packet," she said.
"A girl came along and spread some very watery icing over the gingerbread man and the children were given a small amount of Smarties or sweets to stick on the gingerbread man," she said.
"We were given a plastic bag to put the gingerbread man in.
"By the time we left, the icing had run off and the sweets were just a gooey mess in the bottom of the bag."