So, who is the sportsman JIH?

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Any ideas? Presumably we shouldn't name him but clues? Is he a footballer?

A Premiership footballer. Johnny Rep's name has been mooted as has Joe Hart's but no-one can come up with a player with the middle initial "I". Chances are it's a mishmash of initials or short for Joker Is Happy or somesuch!

I just hope it isn't John Terry again, my team can do without the hassle. :)

I assumed those aren't his actual initials...

I thought it would be a bit obvious if they used his own initials

whats he done??

no,we don't want Chelsea in anymore headlines! i agree.

Of course its a footballer.

One of the players rumoured to have an injunction is the chelsea player also know as lump of lard.

It's rumoured he's in a fake relationship with the female presenter of ITV's new breakfast show to hide the fact he's a friend of dorothy. She is apparently in a relationship with the male presenter of said tv show.

Really FL and CB? CB with AC?

I asumed they hadn't used hos own initials, but usually the people are known by 2 initials and this one has 3, so maybe he has a double barelled name or is known by 3 names, like (example) Paul Michael glaser * who is an American actor and nothing what so ever to do with this was using his 3 names as an example.

so are there any sportsmen/footballers with 3 names?

Who is the ZZ mentioned, anyone know?

er - the court used xx, yy & zz to conceal their identities!

(you're not quite getting this anonymity lark, are you, MH? )

if not it must be Zinedine Zidane

hmmm...opposite of swp....PC?????

Love all this type of stuff - is there a link to JIH?

My favourite memory of SWP is when he scored for Man City against Man United and then did a robot dance, is that an appropriate memory?

oh, agree with conkers, complete opp of SWP has to be PC.

Poor Abbie in that case (she seems pretty nice for a WAG)

Can you qualify for one of these injunctions if details of your philanderings are already in the public domain? If not that would rule out PC, and many many others...

Is the Las Vegas one still secret? Easily googled

I think the issue with JIH is that there is more than one philandering incident...

A friend in Fleet Street suggests it's Rio Ferdinand (drugs) and Rooney (playing away with a lady of the night and DV). Allegedly.

I don't trust "friends in Fleet Street"

We have one (well, he was at the time) & he always insisted that Michael Portillo & Peter Lilley were having a raging affair which was common knowledge in Fleet Street.

I think we'd have heard by now if that was true

Ponders

Actually would not be surprised if Butterfly was right, but very

Time will tell!

Can't see the whole Portillo lilley thing myself though.