Prime Minister. Me, because its my government
Foreign Secretary. Germaine Greer
Minister of Exercise and Weight Loss: Gabby Logan
Minister of Light Relief: Michael Macintyre
Minister of PopulAR mUSIC. ELTON JOHN
Minister of Television: David Williams. (Hes always on it)
Minister of Shopping Gabby Logan (having 2 ministrys)
Minister of Sex and making Money: Katie
Price.
Minister of prisons. Alan Sugar
Minister of Manners: Simon Cowell (he might learn some.)
Minister of Humanity: Mariella Frostrop