John Hemming's wife allegedly steals kitten from his mistress

[NotWoozy]

There's a sentence i never thought I'd write...
excuse the Daily Fail link. What a bizarre story.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322531/MP-John-Hemmings-wife-accused-stealing-kitten-mistresss-house.html

In a nutshell:

?love rat? MP?s wife appeared in court today charged with burgling the house of her husband?s mistress and stealing a tabby kitten.
Christine Margaret Hemming, wife of millionaire Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming, was not required to enter a plea during a brief appearance at the city?s magistrates? court.
Hemming, of Moseley, Birmingham, is alleged to have burgled the home of Emily Cox, a researcher with whom the MP has a love child.

My goodness he does pick em
What's the difference between a love child and a ordinary one ?

Erm

Isn't there a thread on here somewhere about a poster's DP's ex stealing a kitten?

This sounds very familiar!