How could you not notice a Michelangelo behind the sofa?

[MardyBra]

here

When I think what I find in and under mine, I wouldn't be too suprised if it'd been a sculpture rather than a painting

Lordy. The only thing down the back of mine is an empty mars bar wrapper.

It's an ugly bugger though

Just had a check but only a marble, a sock and lots of dog hair behind mine. Modern art maybe?

Only if you're Tracey Emin IRL, choco

that is a hideous painting and I'll eat my hat if it's a Michaelangelo

It is hideous isn't it. I'd deffo sell it

Mind you have they checked this 'expert' isn't actually the finder's Uncle Ron?

The underneath of my settee resembles a Jackson Pollock

Yes though - it is ugly...