did anyone see johnny depp going into that school?

[southeastastra]

on the news?!

Maisiethemorningsidecat

eggs
leaping

the truth hurts, ruby...

I'm quite happy in my little bubble of denial, thanks AF :o. The man's a god.

See, there's always one who just has to suck the joy out of every occasion, isn't there?

Another "fuck off" from me AF (and you can have that as well Ramona) for spoiling the lovely little fantasy I was having there

look, just try and see the good in Ben Fogle

it can help you, honestly...

Johnny would beat Ben hands down in any competitive scenario I can imagine. And there are many scenarios I can imagine.

Possibly Ben would have the edge if otters or other small mammals were involved, but really, who'd care?

ah, love is blind

GAwd, he's going to be inundated with letter from hormonal women little girls requesting a private audience now, isn't he?!

I would LOVE to throw you lot in a room with
Ben, Johnny and Orlando, lock the door for twenty four hours and see who, or what, emerged the next day

I don't care if he does support the IRA/Polanski.

I would do things to him that dh could only dream about.

I LOVE him.

It was my DC's school and I was there helping with the reading!

No way!!!! Seriously??????!!!!

You BREATHED the same air?

Only joking

He gave me a big snog, tongues and everything but told me not to tell anyone.

Ooops

Really? Really really?

Did you swoon as he went past? Hand on forehead?

OK, so that was a wind-up SB, and gullible is not in the dictionary

A girl can dream!

It's in my dictionary.

he gave a million quid to Gt Ormond St after they treated his daughter Lily

I feel the time has come to clear this up. JD was in fact looking for me as we were planning a quick shag in the supplies cupboard. The press somehow found out so I had to coerce that little girl in to writing a quick letter as a cover story.

I feel much better for getting that off my chest.

who remembers him on the Fast Show....

unfortunately set now dismantled and J D left a week ago. Amazing set - it was the biggest I'd ever seen and must have cost millions for just a couple of weeks of filming - quite funny walking through the naval college to get to marks and sparks and seeing hundreds of people and horses in period costumes having a fag/eating sarnies etc! Ds v impressed by it all

er... that was the people having a fag/sarnies and not the horses!

AF why was Ben Fogle at your school?