Hilarious!

[BarmyArmy]

Read this story this morning and find it somewhat bemusing that the sons could be both "admiring" and "troubled"?!

They'll be adding 'mortified' to that list after their mother's actions!

I wonder what was troubling them? erections maybe? poor boys having a bonkers mother like that

is it the fact they were described as "ample" breasts. Would it have been better if they had been small. Stupid woman. Poor sons.

I was sunbathing topless on a balcony in San Diego once and got a knock on the door. It was from some top brass at the air base. Apparently my "ample" breasts were distracting his air cadets who were doing flight training.

'I was sunbathing topless on a balcony in San Diego once and got a knock on the door. It was from some top brass at the air base. Apparently my "ample" breasts were distracting his air cadets who were doing flight training.'

did you complain that their low flying was disturbing your sunbathing?

I think the sons were admiring but the mother decided they were actually troubled.

Hehehe I love that someone can still get offended by a pair of breasts in this day and age.

If those boys were mine I'd of suggested that perhaps they ought to spend less time looking at the pretty lady!

I wish I had ample breasts to trouble and admire people with, and distract air cadets

belgo I didnt really notice. Just thought it was what happened around there and that they were high enough to not see anything.

Forgot about binoculars and other gadgets fitted to military air craft

I can still hear the bloke's voice "Excuse me ma'am but your breasts are distracting my cadets".

I was expecting Jeremy Beadle to appear at any minute.

Apparently the average age at which an Italian man moves out of his mother's home is 40. Wouldn't surprise me if that woman will be one of those mums who doesn't want her sons to move out.

How potty. Clearly males should never be expected to exercise any degree of self-discipline.

BBM - did you tell them to mnd their own business and keep their eyes on their work?

I was young and flustered! I thought I might be arrested and topless bathing is illegal in the US but I thought that was just on the beaches.

I went inside and was then too scared to go on the balcony again.

If I did it now I would stick two fingers up to him and paint "come and get it boys" on my towel.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

""Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest"

Yesterday a police spokesman in Anzio said:" (amongst other stuff) From what I heard she was very attractive"

WTF does any of this have to do with it! Sexist gits all of em.

BigBadMummy - I am in awe of you - that is such a cool anecdote.

The boys were probably only troubled craning their necks to get a better look as mama whacked them around the head for doing so. He He. But in Italy??

Hilarious.

Bods @ Telegraph - did we really need the photo at the top of the article?

I'm suddenly very jealous of BigBadMummy's breasts!

Did you notice that the name of the reporter was Nick Pisa Ha Ha. I am surprised that the boys could see anything. It is my experience in Italy that there is normally a crowd of men all around you. Even when you have clothes on.

My goodness what a pain that women is. I bet the police enjoyed questioning the lady though.

The boys were troubled by the tent poles in their speedos more like . Luisa has an 'ample breast' - just the one? PMSL

I think I got over-excited yesterday at the idea of going out for lunch because when I told DH that I had recounted this story he was .

He loves telling it and is rather proud of my public disply of norkage "what your wife can stop traffic? Well mine stopped air traffic, mate".

But I am generally more reluctant.