Times Magazine today - advice from the smug marrieds

[TrillianAstra]

#1 piece of advice - marry a beautiful woman, because you are going to have to look at her a lot.

Advice from some guy, obviously, not 'official' Times advice.

Do you have any advice along similar lines?

You don't have to be smug to comment - or have to have read the article...

You don't look at the fireplace whilst poking the fire