Of all the crimes that happen - this one just made me laugh.....

[LadyBlaBlah]

here

What nobs. Am I supposed to have any sympathy?

Some greedy people about, especially those who were daft enough to fall for it.

Anyone want to buy the Dorchester from me? £1m deposit will secure the deal

I think you could send that on email to Marcel Boekhoorn, he might just give it a punt !

swap you for Harrods BN??

No swapsies. I only deal in cash.

erm OK the money's in the post in used fivers

Consider it yours. I'll pop the keys in the post...I promise.