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man has sex with horse. eeewwwwhhh.

61 replies

stitch · 22/08/2005 14:52

how disgusting is that. he died of a perforated colon. how surprising is that.
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Charlee · 22/08/2005 15:31

They say in the report its only being investigated as smaller animals were being shagged, surley any animal being done by a human is wrong - animal rape!!!!!

Easy · 22/08/2005 15:32

ok, I know I shouldn't ask this but ....

How did he get the horse interested?

Fio2 · 22/08/2005 15:32

hay?

or maybe a slice of bread with sugar on it

MascaraOHara · 22/08/2005 15:33

exactly Easy.. think of the logistics..

Blu · 22/08/2005 15:33

'cant these people get boyfriends/girlfriends? '
oh, I do hope not.

expatinscotland · 22/08/2005 15:33

Aw, people. I'm gonna have to post this link, but w/a WARNING for graphic content. This is from a love advice journalist, byline Dan Savage, whose column, Savage Love, is syndicated throughtout the entire US and very popular there.

Here is what REALLY happened to this fella:
truth is stranger than fiction

Charlee · 22/08/2005 15:33

I read a report once about a man who works for the zoo wanking animals for the breeding process, what a job! can you imagine at partys

'so whats your job?'

'oh i masturbate animals for a living!'

MascaraOHara · 22/08/2005 15:33

the only thing I could think was he must have used lady-horse juice. sorry, this is getting gross. Must go!

Easy · 22/08/2005 15:34

I'd rather not Thanks Mascara

Fio2 · 22/08/2005 15:35

oh pmsl mascaraohara, I really must go too

biglips · 22/08/2005 15:36

i remember one of my male friend shows me a movie on his mobile phone with a horse shagging a woman... i was pmsl but shocked! .. yuck no thanks!

franke · 22/08/2005 15:38

Popsycal - I remember that doc on C4. There are a few states where it's legal I think. There was also a woman on it who was having 'relations' with her dogs and was eyeing up her pony too. The scary thing was that she believed that her 'love' was reciprocated.

Blu · 22/08/2005 15:39

expat - it says that the explanation of all our q's have been covered elsewhere - can you find it?

expatinscotland · 22/08/2005 15:42

Erm, don't think I want to know how one positions oneself to take up the backside by a horse, Blu , but I'll try to see where it may lie in the US press . . .

happymerryberries · 22/08/2005 15:42

A stepladder?

expatinscotland · 22/08/2005 15:46

It is suspected the 'farm' had a profitable side business in the fetish sense of the word, if you catch my meaning . . . hence the investigation of animal cruelty charges, even tho bestiality is not illegal in the state of Washington. If the proprietors were indeed assisting clients to indulge in their fetish, well, then, that may be how the man received the necessary accoutrements needed to position him to have a horse to penetrate him anally.

Blu · 22/08/2005 15:50

Oh dear, this whole thing is making me laugh TOO much.

I can't get myself too worked up that animal cruelty is the worst part of this...not dignified for them, but is it actually cruel? Compared to being slaughtered, or made to perform in circuses?

jayzmummy · 22/08/2005 15:56

My sister has a livery yard and one of the horses there is from a rescue centre. The poor thing was subjected to the most horrific sexual abuse by a group of weirdos. All of which were arrested and charged with animal cruelty.

Does anyone remember the guy who was caught shaging a goat a couple of years ago? Loads of passengers on a train saw him and reported the act via their mobile phones...he was caught with his trousers down by the police and prosecuted.

His excuse was that he was taking a leak and the goat reversed up on to him????

How on earth would his poor wife have felt?

Blu · 22/08/2005 15:58

Jayzmummy - I mean cruelty in this v particular circumstance - man encourages horse to ..erm...

expatinscotland · 22/08/2005 15:59

Probably the same thing this bloke's family felt when they found out their loved one died from a perforated colon after taking it up the wazoo from a horse, jayzmummy.

jayzmummy · 22/08/2005 16:01

His arse must have been the size of the Mersey Tunnel!!!! Have you seen how big stallions ermmmm thingys are???? Huge beyond belief!!!

expatinscotland · 22/08/2005 16:01

Sounds more like the horse ripped him a new hole, jaysmummy. EEwww, I just grossed myself out there .

Fio2 · 22/08/2005 16:02

BLU

step away

SoupDragon · 22/08/2005 16:03

Snort!

I don't think there is any case for animal cruelty in this instance as it sounds like the horse was thoroughly enjoying himself. Ratehr too vigourously by the sound of it.

biglips · 22/08/2005 16:03

jayz - HA HA HA , cant help thinking poor wife!! yuck yuck!!!!