This is a bit sad of me, but I had to tell someone...
I have got my Lakeland parcel this morning, it contained:
Silicone cupcake moulds (also good for mousses and jellies)
E-cloth tea towels - 3 of - hope dh won't ask how much they cost... (£5 each - shhhh)
Wheely bin cleaning contraption - my wheely bin is an offensive weapon in its own right.
Wheely bin freshening stars - ahhh rotting veg fragrance, begone!
Bathroom over door towel rack thing - no longer will our visitors have to dry their faces on our bath towels.
3 Kitchen chef knives - oooh feel the sharpness!
Lawn seed - does what it says on the pack.
Tea towel rail to hang over kitchen cupboard door - no more running the length of the kitchen with wet hands!
And an egg / omelette spatula.