Ok, Slatterns, I have been hiding and now I need a kick up the bum - please help!

[KingCanuteIAm]

I was doing so well I stopped posting on the Slatterns thread - and there was the beginning of my demise

I now have 11/2 hours to do the whole downstairs, which is - frankly - mingtastic!
tidy the stairs
get through the bathroom
tidy the hall/landing

and many other things I dare not even think about!

Please provide me with a well deserved booting, I have been posting here for hours and have done NOTHING

I am going to get dressed (yes I really am that lazy today) some more!

Right, dressed and washing collected. I am off to tackle the kitchen - please send out the search parties if I am not back in an hour

Get yourself back over to the thread now then so that your arse may be suitably kicked