Ocado and Tescos - an act of betrayal?

[NorthernLurker]

Ocado have just started delivering locally and so today I had the Ocado deliver some 'nice' things and then Tesco come afterwards with loads of basics. Does this make me a shopping slut?

Ocado gives everyone a free Times. He is very generous but smarmy. But oh! he has pretty bags and a big masterful van.

at 'night slots'

Ooer, missus.

Ocado sends text messages too - just to make you feel extra special I suppose?

Er....yes....but that's only me because I've been doing Ocado for so long.

'Blokey will be delivering in Arfur Apple van registration D01NG YU0. You have no items missing'

I am spesh.

I got just the same text - the bastard!

Oh I am betrayed!

Northern - I don't live far from you

I do get the free paper too.... (I now realise that I am not that special!!)

but.......no txts here

I do like the free bottles of wine though

Typical bloody supermarket eh - make you feel special, get you drunk then off they go to the next fool with an internet connection who'll fall for their promise of pretty bags!

lol NL

Yup, plies you with food and fine wine and don't forget the Ocado magazine, and then leaves you alone to do the Times crossword. Who do you think I am, Ocado, Inspector Farking Morse?

If you think that hat will make you more attractive to Ocado then you should think again! It lets your ears be seen - and they don't match your nose!

Well at least I have a nose.....

I'll have you know my face is perfectly well proportioned! And yes - that is my natural colour!

tis like Ocado bags at dawn

12 paces back girls!

Stay out of this Bellavita - I'll deal with you after I've errrrrrrrr persuaded Paperchase to stick to Aldi!

What? What? I'm lovely honest I am. Death at 20 paces with a loaded shopping bag - but lovely!