i booked the OVENU man for tomorrow , thinking dh was in Brussels

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but he AINT.
do i fess up today or tomorrow.
its my guklty secret.

Hahaha!

Have you used them before?

oh
my god yes

i tlel you id sell my body for it
( wel sell it a few times)

Can you send him on a long errand while the ovenu man is there?

at 0830h?!

Yes, you have suddenly run out of milk and you know the only place in the area that has any is the supermarket at least an hour's drive away

Maybe not....

'fess up.

a mate susggested getting him REALLY Drunk so he stays in bed

lol, what about sending him on the school run and then a couple of bills to pay or the food shopping after that?

hmm good i dea btu no
tesco haev been
schol is 160 meters away

What do you think he'll say when he finds out? You can always claim it's the first time or a one off?

But then if he is anything like my DP, he will get a hangover and spend the day looking like a slapped arse and moaning and generally getting on my nerves, thereby not allowing me to indulge in a guilty oven moment

he has had to pop out now.
late
so may do the comedic email.

it is so amazing when its done

Pretend you are having an affair with the ovenu man and he has turned up unexpectedly.
It's the only way to cover your tracks.

Book him in for a haircut somewhere with distance

god he looks like mr muscle.

I looked Ovenu up a while back to find that they don't come to our area - I was gutted. Are they good then?

Tell him you won it in a mumsnet competition!!

ah! godo one
am already prepping him for costa rica

Brilliant idea!

Yes MN comp is good one

fanjolina that's brilliant

or say you are trialling him for mn andthey will be reimbursing you

PS how much does he charge?

£70 odd i think

worth every penny - mine gets done every 6 months

From the title I assumed you were having an affair with the ovenu man and so I was thinking - 'ooh she's in the wrong subject area. Pedant that I am......

well int he end i just said" the oven man is coming tomorrow"
adn he said

"ok"

thunk