Reasons why being a slattern is good -

[giraffescantdancethetango]

I have just cleaned out a litter tray using bleach and have made a horrid chlorine type smell thats making me sneeze, so now have rinsed it well and have all the windows open...if I was a complete slattern I wouldnt have had thos problem

I usually manage to hurt my back while hoovering - again if I never hoovered my back would be fine

anyone else got any more reasons...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/1375/548552 need I say more?

it's good to have germs around - builds up immunity.

aaah wmmc i remember that whatever happened with the maggoty birds then?

Uggh, that story has given me the heebie-geebies, WMMC.

More reasons why slatterny is good - it frees up lots of time for important things, like dancing to Magic with your DC's

Giraffes - dunno we sealed all the holes so there was no oxygen so I guess they are busy being mummified! Let's put it this way in my lifetime no-one is going to excavate this chimney.

We recently did open up another of the chimneys to install a wood burning stove and they removed a mini skip full of bones and twigs from it (yes I do mean a mini skip as in half a full sized skipful from one chimney).

Dirt is good, my washing powder manufacturer says so!