Is there some magical method for inserting a king size duvet into its cover without raising your heart rate over 120 bpm?

[Tatterdemalion]

Or achieving the 'I've been rubbing my hair on a party balloon for the past 15 mins' hair effect.

I've tried the reverse - corners - flip (with pike) technique but it never works.

Recently I've been working on the inside corner crawl, but it's a messy affair.

Any other top tips?

well it was something else I was asking about and now I am unmasked, ho hum, worse things happen at sea!

I always use the same method as Christiania with no problems

lol oh the perils of mn namechanging.

effie I did pegs too, just 3, corner - middle - corner

OK the official new (large) duvet cover donning technique will be

The Christiania - Effie Method (CEM for short).

Everyone happy now?