Buggeration. DS has just ripped a load of wallpaper off his walls and there is a hole in the wall the size of a large dinner plate with an ugly pipe behind it. WTF do I do about that?

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I just knew he'd be the sort of child to rip wallpaper and he has just proved me right.

Jeeeesus.

How the hell do I repair this?

What makes it worse is that theres 3 layers of wallpaper too, 2 of which are sodding woodchip!

a groovy poster??

throttle reprimend said chid, have a glass of wine, burst into tears, place item of furniture in front of it?

Erm - redocorate the whole room
or
a mural?

A picture is the way to go.

He's only 21 months so in a little way he doesnt really know that its wrong.

Well actually he must do a bit.
He must know this is wrong.
I know this child will be a worry for the rest of my life.
You need eyes in your bum.

I'm thinking long term. How can I patch it up?
Its too big for polyfilla and I will defiantely have to redecorate now.
It looks a bloody mess.

Dh will be pleased.
Not.

Thank god someone else is going through this

He is shocking, he really is.

A few weeks ago he had 2 consecutive weeks where he tried to damage himself in one way or another.
The first week was eating bizarre stuff including glue and plant food, the second week was injuries.

Ring your insurers.