Allow me the sarcasm if you will.
I'm naturally thrilled to be able to afford a new vacuum cleaner but the budget is £100. Requirements,ideally, are:
- Not sounding like a middle aged (I.e. me) death metal band
- Doesn't catch fire if it eats a sock glares at teenagers
- Picks up dirt instead of making oh so pretty dust patterns on the floor.
- A decent length of cable
- A short enough hose to poke a stick down it see aforementioned socks.
Thank you oh kind Mumsnetters.