Please say it’s not a cockroach!!

[Fudgingit85]

Just found this headless bug on the floor. Please reassure me and tell me it’s a beetle or something harmless like that??!!

My app says it's a Stink Bug

Doesn't look like one to me. As a bizarre sidenote, I had a dream last night that the actor Tom Hopper was checking me over for cockroaches in our village library 🤣

Not a cockroach, don't know what it is though!

Where are you located? We get May bugs, they’re ugly and I’m sure they think the same of me 😂

Thank you all!

I’m in Kent.

Going to Google a stink bug - sounds gross!😆