So if DS1 has written "XXXX is a tosser" in capital letters, with a permanent marker , all over the windowsill

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How do I get it off?. XXXX is his brothers name by the way!

No idea but one of mine carved that very thing into the windowsill!

Have you tried rubbing it vigorously with a small boy?

Reminds me of the time my db wrote in biro on the back of my mothers VERY expensive new coat Oh there was trouble that day...........

Try wire wool very lightly.

With a sander ?
Sorry, hope someone else more helpful comes along

Its a UPVC windowsill by the way, so painting not an option. In a married quarter, so I really need to remove it

Would nail polish remover do it, otherwise you might have to paint over it?

x post about the paint thing.

nailvarnish remover or white spirit? both worth a try

white spirit or wd40 may be worth a try

white spirit or wd40 may be worth a try

Baby wipes?

Alcohol?

Woukd be tempted to write a slightly altered version of the epithet across his forehead TBH...

Oh ... it's UPVC. Do they do one of those Dirt Devil pots for permanent ink stains?

I've always found jif (or any cream cleaner) works miracles, not sure how it will do on PM, but worth a try

You can buy special upvc cleaner so that may work

Nail polish remover didn't work. i thinki will ahve to invest in some cream cleaner and see how it goes. I wouldn't mind too much if it was written once, but its down at least 10 times, all in captials.

Personally, I am shocked that you were allowed to call your child after a can of beer.

Did he spell tosser correctly ??

the spelling is important

i made my kids spell swear words correctly.

its absolutley no fun when you are made to write it over and over

Oh yes, all the spellings were correct - he's not like me!
I suppose I should be greatful it was only tosser he used. He asked his dad what a c**t was the other night.

tips

I thought for a minute you were linking to tips on how to spell swear words!

does this help ?

pmsl

aye - those would be better tips