You know you truly are a slattern when.....

[Lubyloo]

you have plasterers laying dust sheets on your kitchen floor and you worry that the sheets will get filthy because you can't remember the last time you mopped

pmsl

I have realised I am a slattern now our washing machine has broken and friends who have kindly let us use their machine have said we can go round every week to wash towels and bedding. Every week?? Our sheets will have never been so clean!

iwould go out- PMSL

....when your house looks like mine

We made such a mess over the weekend that we couldn't find one of ds1's shoes yesterday morning and he had to wear his trainers to school instead.

Iwouldgoouttonight

Eeeeeuuugh atsheets and towels - sorry...

I know I am a slattern because there's a very bad rotting smell in my car and I keep meaning to get around to finding the source...

There's a blob of cereal on the wall that DD3 chucked. Its been there a week. (In my defence, high up near ceiling, and i'm short)

I posted recently that when I finally got new contact lenses I looked around the house and wanted to take them out as it suddenly looked so filthy.

I was happier in my blurry dirty haze.