I am a dirty dirty girl, we have been living in filth for at least a month and I only just realised!

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 10/02/2008 11:25

I haven't worn my contact lenses for 6 weeks as I had an eye infection. I don't have glasses and it's only a mild prescription so I thought it made little difference.

But this morning I have put a pair in, and I am gobsmacked at the dirt and dust around here. The sun streaming in doesn't help. Why has DH not said anything? Or the nanny? Mortifying.

Do I take them out and go back to ignorant bliss, or get out the marigolds!?

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MamaG · 10/02/2008 11:25

get out the marigolds you dirty mare

Saturn74 · 10/02/2008 11:27

Ignorant bliss!
Ignorant bliss!

(Or get DH to do it!)

needmorecoffee · 10/02/2008 11:29

take them out now. And close those curtains.
Don't you feel better now

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 10/02/2008 11:29

I have actually been cleaning, I promise, but obviously not thoroughly or often enough

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 10/02/2008 11:30

needmorecoffee, good plan, and perhaps a nice glass of gin to settle my nerves!?

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needmorecoffee · 10/02/2008 11:42

sounds like a plan. Or a sausage roll of course. Then you can't see the crumbs

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 10/02/2008 11:47

I really ought to get off my bum, we've got guests coming at 2pm.

Just another coffee first, you know, for the energy.

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