woooohoooo, am cleaning my little ass off, fabfabfab

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am SOO sad but was excited last night knowing that dh back at work, ds back at school and me on my day off from work..and ive got the whole day to clean my tip of a house.
been driving me mad all holiday.

av gutted the kitchen and im pulling every thing out in the living room now.

sadsadsad.

am easily pleased me.

what are you doing today. (apart frm mn?)

LOL - I started well this monrning, but now I'm on here..... and so are you

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Wish I was... I want to, but DS is wanting me lots, and I have work to do

Anyone want a toddler for a few hours?

actually ive surprised myself at what a dirty bitch yam in the first place.
the place is dire.

only did it a couple of weeks ago.
filth

got mtv on like i used to do when i was a girl its loud.

can clean better with umberelllaa on

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Bah!

I got an ipod for xmas... cleaning is sooooooooooooo good with it on loud

DH is less impressed, what with the loud singing that accompanies it

I was the same but DS1 is ill with a virus and I was sooo excited about him going back to school!

I am still in PJs and Mumsnetting!

My house is gleaming.

I am sat here in a polished mire of smugness at how shiny everything is.

I dare someone to come and suggest something in my house that is not worthy of Aggie to come and run her finger across. I even swept out my garage.

[supremely magnificent cleaner emoticon]

slubber trouble is when every one comes home. i dont want to let them in.
stand at window with door locked flicking V's.

think i should suggest they go to mil for tea.
shit no, then they will come home and use my clean bath.

dagnamit.

well I've started.

Then DD3 (4 months) needed fed so I sat down...

did a load yesterday but boys are still here so now my tidy-for-the-first-time-in-3-weeks-living-room is now disappeared under a pile of den-making stuff.

La-la-las, can't see it from here

I know exactly what you mean deeny. I had a large Monica moment on New Years Eve. I was had a big party, the DC were at a friends, DH was at work.....and my house looked so nice. All clean, and twinkling Christmas lights, and little bowls of nibbles laid out in attractive clumps about the place. I even lined the champagne flutes up. I walked about adjusting cushions and suddenly had a strong desire that no one should turn up and mess it all up with their very presence (let alone eating the nibbles).

Of course within 10 mins of people arriving the place was a tip. Coats slung haphazardly about, children upturning the bowls of nibbles, flutes out of alignment. I retreated to the loo to compose myself and make a mental note that I have tidyness/control issues.

'I was had' ...did I really just type that....dear oh dear...cilit bang fumes OD.

i have monica moments too LOL

Downstairs done, off upstairs now.....

I did that on Friday, and yesterday, and it was lovely lovely - I was so happy when I walked on the clean, clear carpets this morning

i ahve spent the entire morning cleaning as well

but now my hole entire house it spotless, havinf hoovered / washed every floor / dusted every room / cleaned bathroom and kitchen top to bottom etc, and put all the xmas stuff in the loft

I did mine at the weekend because I was having a party (well, did the downstairs anyway). So now I can relax tomorrow (and maybe go shopping) once the dc's are back at school!