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Why is my bathroom queefing?

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cooldad2003 · 29/10/2021 02:32

My bathroom keeps making the noise of a release of air? which I can only associate with queefs! Any ideas on what this is and how I can stop my bathroom queefing????

OP posts:
WeeTattieBogle · 29/10/2021 02:41

Perhaps it’s something your eating and a change of diet might help it.

KloppsTeeth · 29/10/2021 03:04

Water pressure too high in the plumbing system.

cooldad2003 · 29/10/2021 15:47

@WeeTattieBogle

Perhaps it’s something your eating and a change of diet might help it.
It's not me queefing ! I just hear it from the bathroom while I'm in the bedroom and there's no one in there!!
OP posts:
TheQueef · 29/10/2021 15:49

That's what you think.
I'm everywhere.
(Extractor fan?)

SalsaLove · 29/10/2021 15:50

Oh come on OP, just blame the dog like the rest of us!

BrutusMcDogface · 29/10/2021 19:53

🤣🤣🤣

BrutusMcDogface · 29/10/2021 19:54

Could it be a gurgle from the plug hole? Ours sometimes gives off a random gurgle ages after the bath has been emptied. (Doesn’t sound like a queef though, to be fair! 🤣)

WeeTattieBogle · 30/10/2021 11:06

@TheQueef

That's what you think. I'm everywhere. (Extractor fan?)
It's not me queefing ! I just hear it from the bathroom while I'm in the bedroom and there's no one in there!!

I know it’s not you that’s queefing but it could still be something you’re eating that’s giving the pipes gas.

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