Hard dried bird poo on car

[mistymoon7]

I've never known anything like this but I have HUGE black, rock hard, dried on splodges of bird poo all over the front of my car. I've really been struggling to remove these, any tips please?

I think my dad used WD40 for that, and for splatted on insects.

Get some kitchen roll and pop it under the tap, once wet leave the roll on the car for an hour or so, this will loosen it so it's easier to remove. Autoglym sell bird poo wipes, definitely worth keeping in the glove box.

Mine was covered this week, bloody pigeons

I made up a bucket of soapy water, used a non-stick gentle scouring sponge thing and soaked all the shit splodges, some wiped off once they'd softened but I had to use an old fish slice to ping some of the more persistent shit off.

Then I went to the car wash.