LOL Ruby and your keyboard.
I like the £1 shop present suggestion
I'm back and have bought presents for dd2, plus a new raincoat for me.
I've got just over 1/2 hour to tidy up before the school run, and my friend comes round.
Morning
1 Make bed
2 Washing machine
3 Breakfast
4 Wash up/shine sink
5 Wipe table/high chair
6 Clear surfaces
7 Packed lunches
8 What's for tea?
Afternoon
9 Where's the washing?
10 2 min hotspot
11 15 min declutter
12 mission
Evening
13 Tea
14 Wash up/shine sink
15 Wipe table/highchair
16 DD1 homework/tables
17 DD2 homework/reading/spelling
18 Baths
19 Tidy toys
20 Hoover
21 School bags
I'm as far as the afternoon routine, dinner is cooking, and the mission will not get done.