Help me word a sign for the guest loo - we have a new saniflo at huge expense...

[TheBlonde]

Help me word a sign for the guest loo - we have a new saniflo at huge expense
and you can only flush toilet tissue down, no tampons or other misc items
I am at a loss for what to put...

Don't worry how you word it, just get that sign up. My cleaners put a baby wipe down ours and it cost £80 to get fixed. For one blardy wipe

Is that one of those electric toilets?

Please don't put anything down this loo except what comes out of you (and toilet roll)...

Ours was a normal toilet but had a macerator (sp?) as was up in the loft conversion.

Tampons come out of you!

Macerator, that's what I meant. So you can't put tampons down them? I need to know for sure before the end of the month!

Ok :

Shit, wee and bog roll ONLY

hmmm...maybe that is lacking something..

this toilet is fitted with a sensor. Please dispose of sanitary items in the bin provided, DO NOT flush them
down the toilet or an alarm will sound, and you will incur a heavy fine
thankyou for your cooperation

OR:

this toilet is fitted with a sensor. Please dispose of sanitary items in the bin provided, DO NOT flush them
down the toilet or they will be rapidly ejected in your direction!!
thankyou for your cooperation

This is a saniflo toilet. Please do not flush any sanitary products. Thank you.

SIL has that and its fine.

provide a bin and a pack of nappy bags.

This toilet is for decorative purposes only. Should you need to relieve yourself please use the one on the main landing .

I like SMS's but will probably use MGM's

Dances - so far I have told everyone it is out of order
We had to have a new saniflo unit - that plus labour £1000!