How would you clean this?

[lovelyjubilly]

The fabric doesn't come off at all unfortunately.

So far I have tried:
Hot soapy water
Zoflora
Baby wipes

I'm sure it is 'clean' but it is still quite stained, especially on the arm rests.

Is there anything I can do oh wise ones?

Zoflora wouldn’t clean it or remove stains as it’s a disinfectant.

I have heard of people using the doctor Beckmans carpet stain remover on things like this.

You could try biological washing powder , or vanish and spot wash the stains . ( or put it out for the bin men because it’s truly hideous )

I would try bio washing powder made strong with hot water, but dissolved, not a paste. Rub it on with a wrung out cloth so it doesn't get too wet, then go over it with a steam cleaner. The steam seems to activate the stain removal much better.

If you have a wet vac I'd then suck out all the water you can, I wouldn't use the wet vac to wash it because it makes it too wet and dries with watermarks and looks even worse.

Steam cleaner. I had one very small (which was intended to use on clothes) but would have worked fine on furniture as well.

I would try diluted washing up liquid on a flannel and giving it a rub

Packet of firelighters and a Clipper.

Perhaps offer it to the local community centre as an antique to sell so that they can fix the roof?

Would use bio washing powder in hot water with zoflora added to it and scrubbing brush then blot dry

Vanish fabric cleaner spray
Biotex powder

Hot water fixes stains so only use cold or warm water. Stardrops Original in water works really well on upholstery and carpet.

@zzzink

Good lord that’s ugly!

I think your time would be better spent replacing it with something wipeable, something like that is always going to attract sticky fingers

There is a spray called elbow grease. It's a yellow bottle. I'm pretty sure that will get most of the stains off

@zzzink wins the internet today 😂

Scrub with baby wipes