Help a girl choose a Dyson please

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Hi everyone currently shopping for a hoover and am so confused. I want a Dyson because I think they're fab and the warranty's are good. I know I definitely want a cordless one which is quite lightweight. Any suggestions??
Thanks in advance

They're not fab.

The new Dyson models aren't as good as the original models.

Shark. They are much better than a Dyson.

Can't wait to replace my Dyson with a Shark

Which shark model do you recommend?

Was going to say the same. First had a dyson about 15+ yrs ago and it was fab.
Our recently bought one is naff. So heavy, the ball is annoying. It is very tricky to stand it up properly.
I want to change it but can't yet.

Ours is broken for the 2nd time. Really only used for 2.5 years. Not impressed

I used my DSis’ Shark and was v impressed! It was only £99 I think - will be replacing my Dyson with one when the time comes

Get a Gtech instead. Much better.

Which shark do people recommend? I was looking at the Dyson v10 but heard so many bad reviews, could do with some info on the best shark!

I love my Dyson cordless - it's great for inbetwern cleans. But I wouldn't want it as my only option. We also have a plug in the wall dyson.

The batteries have improved a lot but I still could not get more than half an hour out of it.

Do I depends if you like to do a room each day or the whole place in one go?

Don't buy one. I hate mine.

re the Shark. I got one after reading the reviews here. Amazing for 2 months and then not good at all. Disappointed...

I've had a dyson v 7 motorhead for a while now and I LOVE it! It picks up so much dirt! I thought I had a clean home and then the first time I used it frankly I was embarrassed by the amount it picked up!

I live in a normal 3 bed family home and can run it quickly around daily. This only takes 7 mins so no issue re battery life. If I want to do the edges / take more time, I haven't actually timed this but the battery has never run out so it can't exceed 20 mins. Highly recommend

I thought about it, considered the Bosch stick (as Dysons are crap), but then reasoned that it would be a right pain to have a battery dying (I don't have a convenient place to set up a charging station) and bought a Miele Blizzard.

The cable is long enough to do my entire ground floor, stairs and landing before unplugging and bringing the lead upstairs for the bedrooms and bathroom.

Look at the Sebo uprights. German quality and engineering and the warranty was ok. I bought one for my dad to replace his dyson and will do the same for our house when it next breaks

Shark duo clean. Dyson are crap.

Don’t get a Shark. By far the worst I’ve ever used. Dysons are brilliant. I have 2 and wouldn’t be without them. I did a test when I had a shark and Dyson and Dyson was far better. Considerably so.

My shark is a million times better than Dsis Dyson. Hers just wouldn't cope with all the fur off my lab.

Whatever you get, don't get a Dyson. I've had 2 in the past and they don't last well at all.
Recommend a Henry as indestructible (looks quite basic though, if that bothers you). Also Miele (more expensive).

I have a Dyson and a Gtech and think the Gtech is better.

I've got a cordless Dyson, V8 I think and an upright Dyson, an animal one I think. The upright is much better than the cordless which is absolute rubbish.

One word - MIELE

Felt like I never even knew what a vacuum cleaner could do until I tried one.

Visit your local dealer.

Not associated with them, just spent a good few afternoons reading reddit.com/r/vaccums and reading the incredible AMA's on there by the vacuum repair me 'don't touch my swear word coffee'

I have the animal handheld. It's amazing and im the best at breaking them for some reason. And Tbh they have the new parts sent within 2 days so it's great
Can't fault them!! And the battery is quite good. X