Things that disappear

[Kathyis6incheshigh]

Baby and toddler socks

Small plastic pots for baby foods, but oddly not weaning spoons. We have 10000000s of them - do the pots remould themselves into spoons when the weather is hot?

One jigsaw piece per jigsaw, but only one

Jars of mayonnaise (can't have eaten all that much, surely?)

What else?

teaspoons

hair clips and bobbles

one of each pair of Barbies shoes

adult socks too, although they go slower than baby ones

my keys, but only for a short while each time.

• school socks
• the nice chocolate biscuits in the tin
• money pots

True about the keys, aDad - they think better of it and come creeping back, trying very hard not to jingle so you don't hear them returning.

polyy pockets matching shoes / outfits

umbrellas in my house... and then i buy more and have about 10.... currently im back down to 0

Bike helmets! The DSes have matching orange ones. I spend 15 minutes every bloody day looking for them. (even though it's my fault)

my biros

give them back you bastards

our house its socks spoons shoes unfortunatley the spiders dont

My comb and hairclips are always disappearing. Pens too.

Knickers and bras. Why are there always so many in the laundry basket, yet I never seem to have more than one of each in my drawer - if I'm lucky?

I loose

My rag
Keys
Sunglasses
Socks
Knickers
Occasionally sense of humour