Why does the washing machine seem to take twice as long when I'm doing last minute washing and desperate to get it out?
Why when I clean our hallway mirror does it end up with toddler finger prints all over it instantly, whereas if I don't bother for a couple of weeks it doesn't get worse, just has the same amount.
On a similar nore, why when I thoroughly clean the oven does it end up a state within a week, and seemingly no worse than before when I'd left it for months.
Why when I clean my windows does a bird poo on them.
Why is there always half a rotten onion right at the back of my fridge?
Anyone else?