My tablewear is soooooooo sophisticated

[Beauregard]

Have no proper glasses,only melamine tumblers or plastic ones.
A few plates
loads of weaning bowls and barbie melamine dish,plate etc.
Several beakers
Sports bottles
6 mugs
About 7 tea plates
And don't get me started on the cutlery,i have like 3 bloody teaspoons as the fairy keeps stealing them
Loads of plastic knives,forks and spoons
Small mixture of cutlery and gadgets
I do have a pizza cutter
Am i alone in my shame?

snap! you have just described the contents of my drawers and cupboards, although dh has a really snazzy corkscrew that my mum bought him for christmas. i on the other hand ahave a key ring bottle opener as i am a beer drinker!

You are totally alone. I was about to sympathise, but I have proper, if mismatched glasses, and some coffee cups.

Aha Reid but we don't even have a bottleopener.
Neither of us drink so never bothered to buy one .

Lol. I bought 20 tea sppons last year and now we only have about 16

where do the teaspoons go?

maybe they ran off with DS's socks...