How the hell do I clean sick of the sofa?

[Flamesparrow]

The cushion is doable, but its all over the arm of the chair and run down the back.

Its pretty much all water with some bile/cataarh, but its still gonna need something doing with it - I dunno how to get it out from under the back cushions!

I see me on freecycle for a new sofa - its dead as it is

i would go for sponging the worst of it off
followed by vanish and another sponging down
can you lift any of the cushions off at all?
if you can get a steam cleaner that may help if you can't move any of the cushions

I experience this on the back of my entire car seat, floor, seatbelts ... not pleasant is it .

I washed it all down with soapy water, then with carpet shampoo, then febreezed it. Each time i returned to the car it still stank like hell so i repeated the soapy water, carpet shampoo, febreeze for about a week until the appearance and odour of sick was virtually gone.

I realise a sofa is slightly more worrying stain wise, than my car but i'd still be inclined to go at it with carpet shampoo and a stiff brush scrubbed all over. Lots of hooovering once dry to get under the cushions.

Good luck! what colour is it?

Cream with flowers (its a hideous thing)... or should say was cream with flowers, now a very very old cream with flowers n a bit of sick

Will attack it now.

Try this .You poor thing!

I attacked it with a bowl of persil, and will bicarb it in a bit.

Cleaning it though I realised just how old and in tatters it is, will have to hunt out a van and sort out shifting it.