In one of the worst cases of baby brain and sleep deprivation, I thought it was a good idea to put a block of butter on the radiator for a few minutes to soften it. Of course I forgot and only remembered it was there (behind the sideboard) after about five hours. There was no more butter left in the paper. Everything had melted through the radiator and onto the carpet.
After an already tiring day, I had a meltdown myself, and left everything in place to figure out today.
I’ve tried everything on google: soap with warm water, corn starch, baking soda. Finished the roll of paper towels. There is still a lot of butter coming out, and an area of about A5 size of incredibly greasy carpet. 