My DH asked me to take the trousers from his new suit to the dry cleaners and get them lengthened.
Thank God I looked at him before he left for an important meeting this morning, because I must have asked for them to be shortened. They were above his ankles and he hadn't noticed!!
He was cursing and threatening to sue the drycleaners so I had to confess it was probably my mistake. A true Victor Meldrew moment.