OMG Just found a Fruitshoot in my kitchen...

[NorksBride]

I've managed to put it outside but what if there are more?

they multiply at full moon you know.

I think my MIL must have encouraged them. There's something suspicious looking behind a pile of sausage rolls on the dresser. I'll go and poke it with a stick and see what happens.

or lunchables!

You can bet your bottom dollar you'll find a pepperami lurking in the cupboard too............

I feel quite faint. 1907 MNs didn't suffer our hardships. I could use their smelling salts though. And the carbolic.

I've just removed some 'ketchup flavoured crisps' and pushed a Morrisons bag outside with the broom. The area is now sealed.

I don't want to alarm you, but have you looked in the bottom of the freezer for turkey twizzlers? I understand they are prevalent wherever fruit shoots abound. It may be in your interests to call in environmental health - things could get nasty if there's a nest.