I have just hired a cleaner, and she will be popping round for a preliminary visit and 'getting to know you' session. I am very house proud and have been finding it hard to stay on top of everything. The problem is, I've been busy all week and out for most of today, so I have done very little.
Tell me I am being ridiculous wanting to clean before the cleaner gets here.
Also tell me that she's seen it all and won't be phased.