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[Pocketrocket31]

Wasps or bees

Wasps

It's the hallowed Mumsnet chicken and it has decided to visit your house. You will be able to feed the family off it for the next 5 years.

Or wasps.

I think wasps is the more likely of the two options.

Wasps for sure. get it sorted quick!

How do I get rid of it :/

You need to call the council pest control.

If your council still has a pest control......