Please help, all suggestions welcome!
We've been trying to gently persuade a stone marten to vacate our attic, to no avail.
Playing loud music, sticking small loudspeakers into attic space, putting up strobe lighting,.. We are running out of friendly ways to put our point across.
Unfortunately, our attic space is not actually accessible and we had to drill holes into the ceiling to place the sundry equipment.
The damn critter seems to think he's in a disco!
(We know it's a stone marten and not rats, tracks in snow etc.)
Any advice, no matter how ludicrous? Professionals have been contacted but won't come till after winter...