Maybe its not just DS1 thats being mad.
I just had a note pushed through the door from an elf saying that Santa will be coming round here in 2 weeks time collecting shoes for the Blue Peter shoes thingy. He will collect shoes and give the children sweets.
It would not be so bad at this time of night, but the mad thing is. This elf came round on a big reindeer singing "Santa Clause is coming to town" Do elfs only work at night?????