How can I get my house to smell fresh (I've got a maggot farm in the spare room)?

[expatinscotland]

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scented spray?

some coffee and bake some bread

spray rat piss round the edges of the door

brilliant idea, madmarch!

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expat I'm eating a tuna sandwich fgs!

Or WAs eating one, barf.

Open the windows, light a candle.

I might get some corpses to put in the cellar to mask the smell a bit.

maggots do not make good pets Expat - get some rats instead

tkae them round to MP's

I was hoping to breastfeed them till they were school-age, though.

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if they smell too bad to keep breast-feeding, you can always switch to formula

'maggot-led weaning' before formula i would imagine