QUICK - what do i do for beer spilled on the carpet?

[GuppinBuppin]

it's gonna stink!!

Get a clean towel, put it on top and stand on it (in shoes!) until you have soaked up most of it (don't rub)

Then soak it with cold water, get another clean towel and do the same again.

Repeat if necessary.

HTH

You really have to open another beer I'm afraid

That one is lost

LOL I was waiting for that!