I have decided to change the yard stick by which I measure house cleanness.

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From wouldkim and aggie be really proud of me to if social services came right now would they let me keep my children. I feel this lowering of standards will allow me to feel more pride about hitting the target. Whats your yardstick?

Not being too embarrassed if someone pops round unannounced.

Are we likely to get sick?

Are there unexpected things living in the carpet?

What would my mam say?

Wouldn't die of shame if someone came around unannounced.

Also, no one is dying of weird diseases.

If someone turns up am I happy for them to come in.

Is it worth getting of my backside to do that thing, or stay on it and watch TV and MN instead? see username above